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Jun 30, 2018

Brace yourselves, teens. This week, we explore the hellscape that is S02E20, "Mistakes Were Made". Not a whole lot of redeeming qualities to this episode, it turns out! Ken Fields exposes himself as a fraud, Sam exposes himself as a hypocrite, and Grant exposes himself as a serial killer again, just for good measure....


Jun 23, 2018

Teens, we're back! Jordan has returned from Japan, a changed man. Now his voice sounds slightly worse! Other than that, it's business as usual for S02E19, "The Rhythm of Life". Since this a teen drama, we're obligated to have at least one school dance per season, but, uh, the show could only afford one dancer. Sorry....


Jun 16, 2018

Hey, teens! Jordan is still in Japan but we've thought of a way to fill the gap he created by funny deleting his "Just Say Me" audio: we've fed the script of that Secret Life episode into Botnik Voicebox, an app that takes a text file and creates a predictive text keyboard, and with it we can create a script for a...


Jun 9, 2018

We did it! Four episodes recorded and you get to hear all three of them! Aren't you glad? Finally, we're talking about S02E18, "Let's Try That Again". Our brains are slime and Sam was only half watching the episode, but that's okay. Probably just stop listening at the end of the episode when we start talking about...


Jun 2, 2018

Welp. We really wanged it this time. S02E16, "Just Say Me"? More like S02E16, "Just Wasn't Meant to Be", because that episode is lost forever. We're here instead to talk about S02E17, "The Second Time Around"! A relatively tolerable episode, besides Ashley's new friend Grant and everything involving Jack and Ricky. This...